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     muff
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Username: muff
Post Number: 14
Registered: 02-2004Rating: 
Votes: 4
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| | Saturday, February 14, 2004 - 10:26 pm: |  
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I am sure most people have heard the adage: Read one meter of books before trading dollar one.
I am a firm believer in this principle, however I have uncovered a technique that will help people fast track their way to being live traders: Usually the meter of books is invisaged being measured with the books side by side. My groundbreaking technique puts the books *end*to*end*. Hopefully it is beginning to dawn on you how much time, effort and money this technique can save.
I have revealed the basics of the technique here, but I shall be describing it in much greater detail in my forthcoming book "One Meter of Book". There will also be a section regarding advance book stacking techniques, that can be applied to any style of book.
Whats more, one of the most innovative features of my new book is that it is itself exactly one meter long. Therefore is directly suitable for new traders (and there will be plenty for experienced traders also) and will get them up and running and chasing stock rises in no time.
Publication rights are being negotiated right now, and I will post back to this forum when the book is in the stores.
muff
Author: One Meter of Book
Coming soon to your favorite trading bookstores.
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midge
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Username: midge
Post Number: 256
Registered: 10-2002Rating: N/A
Votes: 0
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| | Saturday, February 14, 2004 - 10:54 pm: |
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muff,
I won't buy your book but I will recommend it to those I feel need it.
I am sure it is worth its weight in gold.
Cheers,
MidGe
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chance
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Username: chance
Post Number: 211
Registered: 09-2002Rating: 
Votes: 2
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| | Sunday, February 15, 2004 - 09:35 am: |
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Save your money folks, this is a scam.
I have wasted countless years trying to stack the books *end*to*end* and I know from bitter hard won experience that that stack will collapse in the lightest breeze long before one meter is reached.
This can only end in tears, as the method only works in theory, and just doesn't work in real life.
However, the time I spent working on this cruel trick has not been entirely wasted, and has led me to develop an entirely new technique which I shall call "5 meters of knowledge", in my own, soon to be released book.
Starting with only one meter of books, I will show you how to turn it into 5, yes, five meters of books in less time than you can possibly imagine.
I will let you, my friend, into one of the many secrets contained only in my book, and that amazing secret is.....
Only stack the books one book high.
That's right, the 5 meters is in a dimension at 90 degrees to the one used by the crowd.
This method will instantly increase your knowledge by a factor of 5, enabling you, dear reader, to immediately risk 5 times as much money on each trade making you not just 5 times more successful, but due to the exponential power of the wish factor, probably 25 times richer before you've even finished my book.
Due to the reluctance of traditional publishers to touch something as explosive as this, I am forced to self publish, and so require prospective purchasers of this revolutionary technique to each send an advance of $29.95 and I will immediately dispatch a signed copy of the new book as soon as I have paid the yacht off.
Hurry, this offer is limited to the first 2 million customers only.
Chance
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spider
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Username: spider
Post Number: 1469
Registered: 10-2002Rating: N/A
Votes: 0
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| | Sunday, February 15, 2004 - 11:13 pm: |
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muff, chance,
I look forward to reviewing your book, but , no getting made at me if I don't like them!
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"There is nothing like losing all you have in the world for teaching you what not to do. And when you know what not to do in order not to lose money, you begin to learn what to do in order to win. Did you get that? You begin to learn!" - Jesse Livermore
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outatown
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Username: outatown
Post Number: 39
Registered: 11-2003Rating:
Votes: 1
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| | Monday, February 16, 2004 - 02:49 pm: |
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Well the battle lines have certainly been drawn!! 
This thread reminds me of the 7 minute Abs scene from There's Something About Mary where Ted picks up the hitch hiker. [Thanks to all those crazy web people out there who type up entire movie scenes to enable me copy and paste!]
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Hitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs?
Ted Stroehmann: Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video.
Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7... Minute... Abs.
Ted Stroehmann: Right. Yes. OK, alright. I see where you're going.
Hitchhiker: Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin' there, there's 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?
Ted Stroehmann: I...uh.. I would go for the 7.
Hitchhiker: Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk.
Ted Stroehmann: You guarantee it? That's -- how do you do that?
Hitchhiker: If you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B".
Ted Stroehmann: That's right. That's -- that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Minute Abs. Then you're in trouble, huh?
[Hitchhiker convulses]
Hitchhiker: No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel.
Ted Stroehmann: That -- good point.
Hitchhiker: 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
Ted Stroehmann: Why?
Hitchhiker: 'Cause you're f**in' fired!
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scarrie
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Username: scarrie
Post Number: 94
Registered: 08-2003Rating:
Votes: 1
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| | Monday, February 16, 2004 - 05:26 pm: |
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This is all just a silly scam folks. Piling books end to end to make them a metre high. What if each book is only 5 pages thick. All discerning traders know that trading books are not measured by the metre, but by the KILOGRAM.
Thats right folks, I am self publishing the first One Kilogram Trading Book. Fully padded with the wise words of all your favourites like Weinstein, Guppy, Tate and Bedford. Then , to make up the weight, some more Weinstein and Guppy.
As a special introductory offer to savvy investors, I am offering the first One Kilogram Trading Book for the cut rate price of $62.99 per kilo, plus $152.00 postage and handling.
Please forward money immediately for rapid dispatch.
Honest dave
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blondpanic
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Username: blondpanic
Post Number: 16
Registered: 10-2003Rating: N/A
Votes: 0
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| | Monday, February 16, 2004 - 09:18 pm: |
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Hmm hard to choose....
do you get any steak knives?
BP
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scarrie
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Username: scarrie
Post Number: 95
Registered: 08-2003Rating: N/A
Votes: 0
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| | Monday, February 16, 2004 - 10:36 pm: |
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BP,
No steak knives. How about about a plastic party knife and fork set. And for the first 100 buyers, no additional postage and handling for the knife and fork. You won't get a better deal than that.
Dave
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blondpanic
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Username: blondpanic
Post Number: 17
Registered: 10-2003Rating: N/A
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| | Tuesday, February 17, 2004 - 08:37 pm: |
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Scarrie,
I cant resist plastic. I'll order 5 kilograms (so we all get a knife and fork). The cheque is in the mail.
BP
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