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     hilarius
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Username: hilarius
Post Number: 694
Registered: 04-2004Rating: N/A
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| | Friday, April 22, 2005 - 03:45 pm: |  
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Good Afternoon
It is my sad duty to report the passing of my great aunt Cleopatra whose will was published today
After generous donations to the cat home and the Home for the Bewildered in which she passed away ... I have a bequest of $ 5,000,000 Hilarius Dollars in shares and cash
These are the proceeds of her various business ventures including many successful plunges on the Roman Stock Exchange, the Egyptian Slave Market and the Baghdad futures market where she made a killing selling futures in weapons of mass destruction
Just before her sad passing she selected 4 stocks in which to invest $ 1,000,000 each, based on fundamentals ... AWC, BHP, PIF and SGB
I'm also considering investing her $ 1,000,000 cash bequest in one of PRK or TOL
Uncle Claudius has been pressing me to buy some Virgin Airlines shares ... but I think he is a little confused about their business plan
Since this forum is such a treasure trove of technical expertise I seek the help of the more astute Forum members in managing this portfolio
While I do not have access to shorting facilities in this case (not wishing to disturb the already fragile market) I am willing to consider selling into strength in order to buy back at cheaper prices if that is indicated by forum member charts
Please come to my aid with some good TA advice as I am heavily committed to a tight schedule of potato peeling under orders from the Mother Superior
Should I hold and pray ... or sell in order to buy back at lower levels?
Does technical analysis have any answers to help me with my heavy burden of responsibility?
The Friary is short of cash and needs every ill gotten dollar it can lay its hands on
With Best Wishes
Hilarius
(Message edited by Hilarius on April 22, 2005)
I come in peace to share my thoughts and to shine my candle light on possible long term opportunities
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chart_rider
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Username: chart_rider
Post Number: 23
Registered: 01-2005Rating: N/A
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| | Friday, April 22, 2005 - 06:56 pm: |
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hilarius
A while ago my company set up an investment fund specially for cases like yours.
Due to your sad circumstances, the board (of which I am the sole member) is willing to waive the normal establishment fee, and, offer you, in addition, one year FREE of management fees, providing you take up this offer in the next five minutes. After that however, my company reserves the right to rip you off as it seems fit.
Please deposit your funds into the account "Riders Rip Off Investments", c/o the Chartist, The Islands Of The Bahamas.
In order to make full use of this exclusive offer, I advise that you send me the full amount of $5M. $1M just is not enough leverage for the type of investments I have in mind.
Following the deposit, I will personally administer the appropriate investments and send to you, within 2 weeks, a prospectus and goodbye note.
My condolences to your cat.
Faithfully Yours
CR
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hilarius
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Username: hilarius
Post Number: 696
Registered: 04-2004Rating: N/A
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| | Friday, April 22, 2005 - 07:22 pm: |
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Dear Chart Rider
Thank you for your kind and thoughtful offer
It will be tabled at our next prayers at 9.00 pm which we realise is well past your deadline, but as you can imagine decisions take much longer in a friary than in the commercial world in which you are clearly so experienced
It is wonderful to know that such generous help is available and even though we must regretfully decline on this occasion, due to the expiry of your deadline, please rest assured that we will be praying for the safe repose of your eternal soul, while wishing you many more profitable days on this earth.
Perhaps you could send us just one of your charts (we call them our illustrated scrolls) giving us a hint of what we should do with AWC, BHP, PIF or SGB
You can of course trust us to offer up a special prayer of thanks as well as giving it a place of honour on our Wall of Remembrance for all our benefactors ... such as your good and holy self.
With Deep Appreciation
Hilarius
I come in peace to share my thoughts and to shine my candle light on possible long term opportunities
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chart_rider
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Username: chart_rider
Post Number: 24
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| | Friday, April 22, 2005 - 08:34 pm: |
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Hilarius
The board understands your predicament. Due to the special circumstances, the board, in their excitement and greed, have decided to extend a once off exclusive offer for you to make a killing on AWC.
This offer is made possible by the recently developed "Rider" market scan. Tonight the board ran a scan on AWC and discovered a once in a life time opportunity which I shall now reveal.
Refer to the chart below, it can be seen that by placing a $1M buy order at 5.65 on 10/2/05, followed by a sell order at 6.37 on 14/3/05, you will win $127,433, in just 32 chart periods!!!
If you send $1M to the Rider Foundation by Tuesday next week, the board will execute this exclusive trade for you. Should you then decide to continue trading with the "Riders", you may send the remainder of your Aunts money. If we do not hear from you again, rest assured that the board will continue to hound you - so please don't feel alone or forgotten.
Trusting you will respond favourably to this offer, and in the interests of the board's comfort and continued exclusive life style.
Faithfully
CR
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hilarius
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Username: hilarius
Post Number: 699
Registered: 04-2004Rating: N/A
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| | Friday, April 22, 2005 - 09:48 pm: |
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Dear Mr Rider
Thank you for your astoundingly generous offer
You have convinced us to make a similar trade at today's price, to compound the good fortune which you have been kind enough to unlock for the humble friars
If you will remit $1 million to the Friary Festive Fund at a secret Nigerian location to be revealed in a brown paper envelope to be delivered to you by courier we will add 50% of the proceeds of this new trade to the one you have already mentioned, and of course refund your deposit
To indicate our good faith we have buried one million Hilarius Dollars at the South Pole printed in invisible ink on white paper, as our deposit for your retrospectively executed trade
We are sure you will have no problem locating these dollars and hope they remain dry as we would hate you to find they have become slush funds
In the meantime thank you for your illuminated scroll from which we conclude your advice is BUY BUY BUY
Please advise if our actions meet with your approval and also please confirm that our technical analysis of AWC corresponds to that of your illustrious Board
Looking forward to many more mutually profitable joint ventures based on our profoundly felt regard and trust for your innovative and focused organisation
With Best Wishes
Pope-to-be Hilarius II
(Message edited by Hilarius on April 22, 2005)
I come in peace to share my thoughts and to shine my candle light on possible long term opportunities
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chart_rider
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Username: chart_rider
Post Number: 25
Registered: 01-2005Rating: N/A
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| | Saturday, April 23, 2005 - 01:40 pm: |
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hilarius
The Chief Technical Officer for the Rider Group has read your comments and advises that you urgently sign up for life time subscription to our services.
Although easily mis-interpreted as a Buy recommendation, only the unique Rider Market Scan Software will result in profitable trades. For example, if an ill-prepared trader were to jump into the proposed trade above, they may, in their negligence, burden the trade with such things as stop loss orders. As can be clearly seen in the chart, this would have resulted in far reduced returns.
The secret to the exclusive Rider Market Scan is that the system does NOT EMPLOY STOP LOSSES. Yes, Rider Market Scan owes its success to buying at extreme lows and selling at absolute highs. No other system in the world can lay claim to this unique method.
I realise this could be hard to believe for the uninitiated, that's why it is so important that you send all your funds, before being inadvertently caught up in an unscrupulous investment scam, of which there are plenty to beware of.
As proof of our good faith and intentions, the Rider debt recovery helicopter has already retrieved the denominations from the south pole, which are now invested in a 10 zillion hectare cattle station on the moon. next time you are up that way, please feel free to drop by - just look for the red Lamborghini.
The Rider lawyers have also received the brown paper bag and one of them is now wearing it over his head - apparently in shame for being overheard talking about the prudence of employing stop losses, which ofcourse contravenes the Rider Foundation constitution.
It has been a pleasure to introduce the Friar Organisation the features and benefits os becoming disciples of the Rider Investment Foundation. Now I must be off to the beach to attend the weekly Wave Riders convention (a wholly owned subsidiary of Chart Riders inc.)
Looking forward to your continued patronage when the market re-opens.
Faithfully
CR
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missjones
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Username: missjones
Post Number: 1
Registered: 04-2005Rating: N/A
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| | Sunday, April 24, 2005 - 07:01 pm: |
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Thank you gentlemen
just love a bit of irony, keep up the good work.
I wonder if the Americans will quite follow your line of humour, never mind I am sure it wasn't meant for foreign consumption.
Bye now
Primmie
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julles
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Username: julles
Post Number: 1420
Registered: 01-2003Rating: N/A
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| | Wednesday, April 27, 2005 - 11:07 pm: |
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Hilarious, I Have a Solution .. Give it to me.... !!!
For ever yours in Spirit .. Julles (after I have the money of course)
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hilarius
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| | Thursday, April 28, 2005 - 12:16 am: |
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Julles
If it was mine to give I would ... but I report daily to the Mother Superior who rules with a rod of iron
Hilarius
I come in peace to share my thoughts and to shine my candle light on possible long term opportunities
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julles
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Username: julles
Post Number: 1428
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| | Monday, May 23, 2005 - 11:31 pm: |
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Upon re-reading your request I say give it to Lady Claudious then it will be no longer a worry to yourself, and she will have plenty to do.
Luv and good graces Julles
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