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     dogalog
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Username: dogalog
Post Number: 294
Registered: 03-2004Rating: N/A
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| | Wednesday, September 08, 2004 - 07:27 pm: |  
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Our first archive.Did you organise that ,Wombat?
ahh,well i say dat all d'time these days,ahh well.So will we kick up an Oldie or a Storm,remember whistling the wind wombo?
Ahhh i got a stirring at heart.How 'bout "Time 4 Boob"revival wombo,dats d'one with Gene Pitney,world's greatest singer of SCHLOCK!!!!
and if me memory serves me well it's got the mystery link that leaves egg on d'face of d'jr so much so dat i can never claim bein' left again;
Wombat u vr opened dat 1?gee,it's a trap set by a programmer,You first wombat.
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bluebird
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Username: bluebird
Post Number: 22
Registered: 07-2004Rating: 
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| | Wednesday, September 08, 2004 - 10:07 pm: |
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So I was wrong - for once. and you are not surprised Wombie? I am. I didnt even get a 1 vote, or a penance. As a matter of fact I am very sick. It's hard to type when you are sneezing 200 times an hour and your nose has nearly fallen off.
SNORT
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dogalog
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Username: dogalog
Post Number: 296
Registered: 03-2004Rating: N/A
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| | Wednesday, September 08, 2004 - 10:48 pm: |
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being"very sick"don't miss the point,wombat.smell d'Fear see General,dis is a AWOLed Happily sailor,wombat,Time to
nicola/nichol/nick it out.
The whaft on the draft
you can detect?
it could be blood nix old fart.
I'm relying on you,Wombat,to not let skirts feelings to distract,
Maaaate dis is a chance to take a blu.ger Out!!
R U wid me?
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oldwombat
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Username: oldwombat
Post Number: 158
Registered: 04-2004Rating: N/A
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| | Thursday, September 09, 2004 - 11:38 pm: |
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Bluebird I am sorry you aren't well. Lousy feeling crook like that.
Listen girl there is one thing the ladies should know about blokes. They may not sit down for hours psychologically assessing each other but blokes know what is going on with their mates. Dogalog knows I am seriously thinking about making a life change, big time. He knows there is someone new on my horizon.
I know I can rely on him for moral support if needs be. It's not an easy step nor am I taking it lightly. You can't, not when there are good people that may be hurt in the process. So reactions may not always be what you expect, it's just one of those things Bluebird.
Dogalog, do I smell rumble. You beauty!! Who's the blu.ger, I'm with you mate. Been working out at the gym, tonin the muscles gettin the guts back into shape. Top gym not one of them pansy places. All the blokes look like they had their faces rearranged more than once down at the local rubbidy dub. So I am fit and ready for it. Point me in the right direction. Yep, savage is a good word for me at the moment!!
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bluebird
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Username: bluebird
Post Number: 23
Registered: 07-2004Rating: N/A
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| | Friday, September 10, 2004 - 05:43 pm: |
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Hi Wombat,
Thank you for the sympathy. I am much better today. (I'm glad it wasnt you that gave me the other vote.)
Ok I will never expect anything again. You could knock me over with a feather. What happened to "my uneventful life"? Next you will tell me you have a new spikey haircut. And dogalog has worked all this out? Amazing.
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oldwombat
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Username: oldwombat
Post Number: 159
Registered: 04-2004Rating: N/A
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| | Friday, September 10, 2004 - 09:49 pm: |
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Bluebird, I have only ever once given a one star to someone who shall remain nameless, because I thought he was a crawling ars...e. I would never in a million years insult you like that. I am fond of you. I am pleased you are feeling better.
No, a spikey haircut is not my style. I prefer conservative, well groomed.
As far as dog is concerned, you, and I mean that as a collective you, have a lot to learn.
Amazing could be a word that some would use. In my very limited experience, there is not an action, a thought, a transgression, an act of kindness that dog does not know about. Some would say he is omnipotent, perhaps this is a little strong, however I will confess to bias.
In my own small and course way of describing Dogalog, I know I can't even scratch my ass without him knowing about it. I know for a fact that dog won't be impressed about me telling, but if you are reading this, he has allowed it through.
Take care of yourself girl, speak to you soon.
OW
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dogalog
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Username: dogalog
Post Number: 307
Registered: 03-2004Rating: N/A
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| | Saturday, September 11, 2004 - 03:27 pm: |
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See Do you see what IC,wombat?
They may have the technical facility to put us on Ignore Function but THEY can't nix our Karma Key.
You said you wanted -bright stock picking with enthusiasm
[Fresh Meat in valley speak] and zap ya got a Holy Cow.He might bring others,Wombat,so shape up.get with the programme,no calling anyone Son,all right?
You&I?We'll just keep cracking up the 'Chicks' OK?I think we may lose Ann but wombo the great coup would be to get jul[l]es even susieq.
Trust me Wombat,that Cap'n chatter bout wet T-shirts on d'sacred ones wife?Deck hands coming the Slap should be the social action.Suppose they wont chuck a Cow tho;he really plays the $$$'s angle,hey wombat?
Which i must say is certainly more successful than your Trawling methods--I really like you Bluebird.I work out in d'gym.I'm thinking of leaving my wife!!?!-
What is dat Wombat?Look I don't want to bring in a 'No Posting unless Medicated'rule but ya gotta behave.A goat is still a goat even if it is well groomed and I certainly don't want to contemplate your version of being Buff.
So nix d'Sicko-Fantasy and stop calling me dog,it's jr.
I'm off to shave my head.Party Tonight[but yes i'll still tape d'Bill]
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bluebird
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Username: bluebird
Post Number: 25
Registered: 07-2004Rating: N/A
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| | Saturday, September 11, 2004 - 03:51 pm: |
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Wombat,
I am a bit worried about this major life change you are contemplating. These things often end in tears. I wouldnt like that for you.
I would be a lot worried if you were right about dogalog being omnipotent. That would be scarey. Anyway his omnipotence would be handicapped by him being too mingy to buy broadband.
I go to the gym too, no rearranged faces at mine but it's not pansy, it's good to test the muscles when you sit behind a desk all day. I wonder about your motives though.
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oldwombat
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Username: oldwombat
Post Number: 160
Registered: 04-2004Rating: 
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| | Saturday, September 11, 2004 - 07:03 pm: |
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Bluebird, think about it, omnipotent means you never need to buy broadband. Anyway girl I took jr's advice and self medicated. Makes a world of difference. It turns a clear world into a pleasing haaaaze.
My motives for going to the gym, looking good for the opposite gender, pure and simple. No other reason. It is all still there, just needs that wee bit of firming is all.
Bluebird, tears happen. They are natures way of clearing out unwanted emotion and cleaning the system. Healthy things are tears. The trouble starts when the tears don't come.
jr is Holycow in need of our care and protection mate? Shall be done. Mind you, bit keen on the dough ray me aint he? Wearin a badge and all saying 'Show me the Money'.
Sounds more like an Amway spin. Never mind I reckon we will learn him.
Shame you think Ann is going, I rather liked the thought of them black leathers. I was thinking about taking the spouse to see Catwoman tomorrow oooohhh yessss!!!
Now as far as enticing those lovely ladies Jul{l}es and Susieq :-}
Down here, wonderful idea. I think the tone of the place would improve no end. Charming people and certainly appear to be extremely good at stock selection. May even give you a run for your money ;
Yes I feel women have a lot to offer in the world of stock market trading and investments. I have an extremely high regard for them. Wasn't it the 'Bitch' who did so well with the last ASX game? I think she beat most of the guys didn't she. I didn't really follow it but. Bit too ego driven for my taste.
It would be such a treat to have some comments and opinions from the fairer sex in this neck of the woods.
You must admit jr, it is a real delight to have had Bluebird down with us!!
Just because you follow the rules when you squeeze the toothpaste tube doesn't mean the rest of us have to be trapped. I may be a goat mate but at least I'm not a caged lion. 'Course you don't want to see me in the buff, you couldn't stand the competition!!
You shavin' yer head, off to another Hari krishna turn are ya mate. Takin the wife out for vegetarian?
Hate to think of you missin the Bill, got a spare vid to put in or do you tape over. Nahh you probably want to replay them to re-experience the joy.
Anyhow mate enough of this bul.....ing around, you might start taking me seriously and give me the cools again, don't want to go there with you. Enjoy your evening. Take it easy.
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bluebird
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Username: bluebird
Post Number: 26
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| | Saturday, September 11, 2004 - 08:28 pm: |
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Why thank you wombat. I cant wait for tomorrow when jr has to say he is delighted with me. That should make him choke on his corn flakes. I will be interested to see how you 2 will entice the ladies you mentioned to this neck of the woods. Will the old pick up lines still work? Will you post a pin up of your firmer self? They seem to be very taken with the Captain, perhaps you could get a boat and little blue outfits.
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holycow
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Username: holycow
Post Number: 41
Registered: 08-2004Rating: N/A
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| | Sunday, September 12, 2004 - 03:35 pm: |
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Dogalog, Oldwombat and Bluebird,
Just realise your conversation is quite amusing... like it. 
Someday, you guys got to tell me some "meaning of life" kind of thing so I can keep coming back and snoop around. But I got to say I can never chat/yak like you because... well, I don't have spiky hairdo, I don't have a "slang", and I know I have pretty bad breathe. Probably the only living thing in the paddock that tell me I am sweet is the dung beetles - and I know they say that because are after my...
Duh!
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oldwombat
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Username: oldwombat
Post Number: 161
Registered: 04-2004Rating: N/A
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| | Sunday, September 12, 2004 - 08:15 pm: |
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Bluebird, you really are missin the point aren't you dear. Trust me, the ladies will come. This is jr's playground, if he wants the ladies, the ladies will be here. He is sharing his playground with me now, I want the ladies here.
The captain is a big boy with a pretty boat. He will find more ladies, a man with a yacht can always score.
Holycow, you're part of the way there, all you have to realize is the value of a bit of cr.p all the rest falls into place. As far as the breath is concerned, whack a bit more fibre in your diet. If that don't appeal try a bit of Irish whiskey, no known germ can live in alcohol, that's all crook breath is. Unless your on the Atkin's diet that is. That 'll give ya crook breath as well as a belly ache.
Now for my mate jr, had a nice afternoon have you mate? hmmm
Let me guess what you might have been up to, just a guess mind you but were you puttin a smile on d'wife's face were ya hey, was she scratchin that itch for ya mate hmmm?
Nah don't answer mate, that would be DEMEANIN'.
Just thought I'd let you know yous aren't the only one with the SMARTS around here!!
Take care cobber ya lucky bas...d!!
PS Bluebird reckons ya won't be able to get t | | |
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