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     hershy
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Username: hershy
Post Number: 391
Registered: 10-2002Rating: N/A
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| | Tuesday, August 10, 2004 - 10:35 pm: |  
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Some time ago President Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last minute his regular cook took ill and they had to get a replacement at short notice. The fellow arrived and turned out to be a very grubby looking man named Jon. The President voiced his concerns to his chief of staff but was told that this was the best they could do at such short notice.
Just before the meal, the President noticed the cook sticking his fingers in the soup to taste it and again he complained to the chief of staff about the cook, but he was told that this man was supposed to be a very good chef.
The meal went okay but the President was sure that the soup tasted a little off, and by the time dessert came, he was starting to have stomach cramps and nausea. It was getting worse and worse until finally he had to excuse himself from the state dinner to look for the bathroom.
Passing through the kitchen, he caught sight of the cook, Jon, scratching his rear end and this made him feel even worse. By now he was desperately ill with violent cramps and was so disorientated that he couldn't remember which door led to the bathroom.
He was on the verge of passing out from the pain when he finally found a door that opened and as he undid his trousers and ran in. He suddenly realized to his horror that he had stumbled into Monica Lewinsky's office with his trousers around his knees. As he was just about to pass out,
she bent over him and heard her President whisper in a barely audible voice, "sack my cook".
And that is how the whole misunderstanding occurred.
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ann
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Username: ann
Post Number: 163
Registered: 04-2004Rating: N/A
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| | Wednesday, August 11, 2004 - 10:40 am: |
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Well there you go Hershy, you should have been one of Clinton's Spin Doctors and the world could have been a cleaner place.
Dogalog, have you seen the new DJs catalogue. The one which was photographed on one of the Greek Islands. Gorgeous colours with the blue water, grey hills and white houses. There was a lovely Zegna suit, dark blue. Not cheap, for the money I think a touch of cashmere would have been good.
Do you like dark blue or do you prefer the charcoal greys. Do you like patterns, pinstripes or plain fabric?
The shoes had a strange shape about them. Probably needed to be stored with a ceder shoe horn to keep their shape. Maybe they weren't a good shape to start with. I felt the tie was a touch bright for the suit.
Interested to hear you comments
Cheers
Ann
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dogalog
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Username: dogalog
Post Number: 240
Registered: 03-2004Rating: N/A
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| | Wednesday, August 11, 2004 - 03:57 pm: |
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ann,do you reckon hershy's trying reconciliation?d'Question is "Did anyone else feel ill?"as well is d'H been morphed inta rastarr up dere in Psych.
just wear vinnie coats now,ann.preferably black.so greek islands or otherwise nix on radar.
Ann,i been reliably informed dat dere is pics of dat captains table do where you did whispering?nix d'victory one,ann;
how about teching dem up here,ann?
even with faces blacked out,give us a look at the very least at their shoes.is that spider in d'carpark SPC?it'll REALLY tell me something about you,Ann.forgive ya 4 working at Mushroom even.
What now is called Networking,once was charged as Conspiracy.-J.R.
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dogalog
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Username: dogalog
Post Number: 244
Registered: 03-2004Rating: N/A
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| | Friday, August 13, 2004 - 02:27 pm: |
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That was a "TRICK" by u ann,hey?i know you're looking 4 stock tips and you wanted me to talk 'bout D.J.S,right?
some inside goss on dj's ann.i might not get my suits there but i do purchase shoes.
thanks heaps 4 confirming that1,4me,ann.[5 lines,nix less]
:-Run Staunch not Fast.
-from the unpublished memoirs of a brisbane devotee aka dogalog.
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ann
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Username: ann
Post Number: 164
Registered: 04-2004Rating: N/A
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| | Friday, August 13, 2004 - 06:00 pm: |
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Hello Dogalog, no I wasn't trying to "TRICK" you. I don't do tricks, the thought has never really appealed. I am more your FREE word association type of person. I really was looking for a bit more of that intelligent conversation I know you can do so well when you choose.
I was also interested in your tastes in clothing with no other motive. I like men's clothing.
Always interested to hear any opinions or information about stocks you are watching. Are you watching anything of interest or are you too busy with other things at the moment?
Cheers
Ann
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oldwombat
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Username: oldwombat
Post Number: 163
Registered: 04-2004Rating: N/A
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| | Monday, September 13, 2004 - 10:01 pm: |
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Forgive the intrusion Ann but I have a message for jr.
That Bill Clinton thing, my feeling about the matter would be, if an outfit needs cleaning up, don't leave it to the ladies. Get it done yourself. Then you know it's had a thorough going over.
Later.
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dogalog
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Username: dogalog
Post Number: 339
Registered: 03-2004Rating: N/A
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| | Saturday, September 18, 2004 - 01:15 pm: |
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Yes we get hershy's wet dream fantasies here all the time,but should'nt someone go up to Long Term Clough[clo]and inform the rancid chocolate bar that some people tag themselves with the year of their birth[hey perler?]and especially on their first post happy69 may rightly take great offence at hershy's comment..The forum won't show you respect with a name like happy69-paraphrase hershy.
geez you're last century and sad,hershy.so so very sad.Ya stupid clo fell over,get over it.A tip MAH will do the same.
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hershy
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Username: hershy
Post Number: 454
Registered: 10-2002Rating: N/A
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| | Saturday, September 18, 2004 - 06:37 pm: |
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Rancid chocolate bar ?
Wet dreams ?
There is a sign in my guest powder room that reads "Never argue with an idiot as others will not know who is who". So thank you Doggie for arguing with me.
Before I slated Happy69, I checked out his profile. His name is not hidden nor is his occupation.
I don't know too many 69 year old teachers.
As far as CLO and MAH falling over goes, it is possible.
Be nice to your kids. They'll be choosing your nursing home. And if you think the above is advise, you may not be able to afford one !!!
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dogalog
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Username: dogalog
Post Number: 342
Registered: 03-2004Rating: N/A
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| | Saturday, September 18, 2004 - 06:42 pm: |
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Dill it's year of birth,nix age.When are ya gonna wake up?
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dogalog
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Username: dogalog
Post Number: 343
Registered: 03-2004Rating: N/A
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| | Sunday, September 19, 2004 - 11:56 am: |
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Hershy-You're not going to 'do'the swan song ,are you?
There is no question that you are a valuable,sharing,intelligent Dude.Incredible ly more worth while than a hopeless,medicated,idiot.
you just had a 'BRAIN-EXPLOSION',talking to elizabeths will do that.
What else do you need for re-assurance?
see general 'whats in a name'look up perler 59.Don't weep just contact Happy,ask forgiveness.Post on Clouch,ask pardon from Liz[best to use cloying in it perhaps]and
VOILA-you'll be sweet.
catch ya later,jr [doin it doggie in fact any way he can.]
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