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Username: dug
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| | Wednesday, February 01, 2006 - 03:19 pm: |  
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I reckon Msparks is hard done by,like his genius is un-recognised.
At least not appreciated every time he posts.
So I propose all devotees of Msparks rally round his feet and let him walk all over them/us/whatever.
Now all of you may not realise Msparks is extra-ordinary but I'll have you know that I was told that stockbrokers regularly log in to IC and avidly follow Msparks.
Yes,these well regarded brokers know no better than to follow Msparks.THEY[d'brokers] work to thwart his every call.If he[Msparks] says buy this 3cent company,the brokers tumble in their clients,before Msparks devotees can 'Get it On' and this is the cause of much consternation because if the devotees miss out?
well Msparks gets to sneer or worse go into diatribes about Road Forks,basket cases,prisoners,secret agents,follow d'Code of d'West,rant,rave,babble and heaven knows who would want to raise Msparks'ire?
He's the father of twins born in the last year.He truly does have a Family to feed.
I bet you never realised that every fabulous,spot on,valid post on IC is inspired by Msparks?Yes you can believe it and once he's had a week of Acclaim,He will probably believe and what's more testify it is so!!
So Rally round!!
Join The MAS in the Msparks Appreciation Society.
Vacancy still available!!
Dig for it.
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Username: dug
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| | Wednesday, February 01, 2006 - 05:34 pm: |
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Now msparks has Friends,powerful friends because?well msparks maintains d'Power Grid!!!
[he works for the NSW power authority]
but he's not one of dem!! you know southern never really made it bees but they can maintain a line of CHAT that would maybe stun a Kiddie!
You've all heard about Clowns,right?
well msparks is kind to kiddies,sure,but that's because they are his own.Msparks don't act like say a Wife Basher cos as you no doubt know WIFE BASHERS always got a 1000 excuses in d'morning.I was Made To DO IT,they whiiine[ya wife bashers dat is]they usually have a line of misogny that goes wid it.
Msparks has given up Bashing females because he never Started!!
[remember that one if any leading questions come up during your being Moderate Boreding,MM.Have you stopped beating your wife?They'll snipe you answer never started,NIX answer we're divorced now]
Vote Msparks for the Moderate Panel[if hershy don't take
d'Stand of Curse]
Dig for it.
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dug
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Username: dug
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| | Wednesday, February 01, 2006 - 09:45 pm: |
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Now to launch msparks career we'll have to teach him Spin.
[sorry MM i can only hope this attention may get that Ms Parks ninny naggling stopped.Who started that?Anyhow no-one reads down here,right?]
Anyway Spin-This is advanced semiotics.The use of language appearing positive but actually describing a negative.
How it works?Here's an example-
Every"don't want to be thought of as a Newbie"should have heard of the Stock Market expression-Speeding Ticket.It's used to describe Companies that Rocket UP in price.To hold a share that gets a speeding ticket is,or should be,a well Happy Moment,a little cheer,gladen the heart sort of thing.Right?
Well MM if you just happen,like it won't happen often like,but when it happens you buy wrong,like at the top of the move or whatever and the share plunges ,what?say 20% from your price,you'll have to say,like practise in front of your mirror but you're to say
'OUCH that's a speeding ticket!!"
and try and say it with conviction Msparks,OK?
otherwise if you're just wearing the Loss and haven't sold yet you go "I need money for more purchases,my daily call like But oh Woe everything I hold is bought at Bargain Prices[20/30%+ on Current SP]but Msparks you yell that and like Goebells taught us.People will believe it!!
Ya wanna be a Hero,Msparks? Be a Winner!!MM? I'll be back tomorra with some handy hints.
cheers,
jr
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| | Thursday, February 02, 2006 - 10:17 am: |
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Now I can't do handy hints in graded order of best to not so good,you'll just have to adopt some and adapt others.Balance them so to speak.
At all cost maintain a Public Presence.No good going off to d'Mountain[or down a gully]with a few of your Chosen Ones.They will eventually trickle away,Wake-Up to your ordinariness and a Wake Up Chosen one may not be able to bring "Fresh Meat" to your 'Orbit'
You don't want to face the question- How Where am I 2B if new fresh unsullied minds eager to learn d'Secret aren't hanging on your every word and quaint chat,snickering as you blast any opposition,any contrary point of view.
To those who follow,your acolytes Never show weakness,Never admit I'm wrong,or at least every wrong is Outside,nefarious,Jealous,Backstabbing,Gutless,Caused by Others.
"It's the cross I bear for Greatness"
practise saying that over and over MM and you too could be a Great One,a prime example of...?
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| | Thursday, February 02, 2006 - 10:31 am: |
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Another great thread you have going here JR
or should i say "Bundaberg Billy" (goat)
Just waite till we get the fibo stuff on IC.
How good are these numbers.
PS. Have to ignore any of your commentary because i cannot understand what you are trying to say, but i agree, you have lifted my profile into the spotlight and its just great being a shining star, thanks BB.
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Username: dug
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| | Thursday, February 02, 2006 - 12:02 pm: |
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This thread MM [mere mortal]is an illustration of how greatness is THRUST upon one.It is also to illustrate how a MM can do d'CONfidence Trick of claiming legendary status even if one is,I don't know,how about a jumped up waiter at a hamburger joint round d'corner from a house of Illrepute?
Too cruel,I suppose.Waiters can be good effective people.I've known a couple of wait-ers-resses who were really good people so let's move on.
Now Msparks you are getting d'Hang of it,with your fibbo lines and such.The average potential follower of MM may start to think you are all over d'Secret[you have ditched ARP tho ,right?it tried,it failed to crack $3 just put it to monthly watch]
Now that is outside advice MM so to be d'GO[great one]you must now reply with disdain,sneering,sniping,chat like if you were infected with Girl Germs.
Work on full out Bluster,MM,conviction is shown by that and no Cow Pat Meter no matter how finely tuned it is said to be,seems to Register Bulluster as anything but character forming.
I reckon it should be Billy of Bundaberg but who am i to question?The local Business club actually tried to promote RUM CITY,like there's motels and car yards called
Rum City XYZ.It's quite humourous if one is aware of the social 'graces' enhanced by d'Rum.
later,
jr
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Username: dug
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| | Thursday, February 02, 2006 - 03:59 pm: |
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Now I don't know how long I'll be able to Go on,but to be a Great One essentially you must engender Loyalty,Staunchness in the,well.opposite gender[or the other two depending on how you see things]
Anyway mere mortal you engender loyalty by
a]Feeding their Arrogance.When they agree with you?Call them Brilliant. and then you can pass over all the tedious chores required to achieve your Plan.
b]In general you tick up their self-est Team by isolating them."You are a Chosen One because you are different,seperated from the mere mass"
Can you see it is Cult Psychology[i pronounce it in the privacy of my own home like under my breath with a skip up d'letters from L,doh]
Oh and try and get your most loyal adherents from amongst those who have less money than you but aspire to better days.Motivate them with YOU'LL make MONEY!!The most Important thing in Life is MONEY,right MM?and drawing attention to yourself by Enslaving the WEAK Willed.
haven't had a drink for days.haven't touched rum in years but there's a boiling going on and well,once more into d'Breech before I lower my Lance.
regards MM,
jr
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Username: dug
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| | Friday, February 17, 2006 - 09:41 am: |
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Now msparks,we have to work on making you "interesting",in a lovable and charismatic way.
One way to do this is to take a perceived core belief held by most people[outside of an asylum] and start proclaiming -
Wrong,Black is White,you YOU[everyone else who is not ME]you,d'Great Unwashed are Dupes,Gullible.Come follow me to the Knowledge!The secrets of the Ages!
TO Riches,A purpose in Life,maybe even some Reflected Glory will come to you from ME [d'Big I].Just follow and anything you don't understand?Just Believe cos I say so and I'm so,so very much Superior to mere you.
so msparks,do you want a cult of personality based around you?
The MSparks Cult!!
completely super rated from Mark M [MM mere mortal]and any actual reality by sane outside observance?
wanna be in it?
dug.
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| | Friday, February 17, 2006 - 10:44 am: |
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I think if you elaborated,Msparks on your aversion to BackTesting and what a narrow ambition it is to just be able to do d'job by turning on a Programme?
well that's pretty Dull,like Seems pretty hugging d'Norm in a dry statistical way as well as in a Norm,Life Be In IT!!!
you ain't been mopped out with the jetsum,has you msparks.?
float at least some ding up,reassure your reality exists.
[too exist essential,i suppose]
Give us a Rage agin d'Machine,MM.
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| | Sunday, February 26, 2006 - 11:21 am: |
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Avatar Test.
It's a fossil called speculator.
Pretty apropos,hey [that means appropriate,right?]
You can buy these for $100,it seems.[d'fossil that is]
here's a blow up.
Avatar- PHACOPS{speculator}from the Devonian Period.
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| | Sunday, February 26, 2006 - 04:53 pm: |
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Dug,
Slightly twisted/squished but 200 x 300.
RB
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| | Sunday, February 26, 2006 - 05:02 pm: |
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Still looks like a 'something' on a rock,redbellie but thanks I'll use it cos it's clearer 
ps-google images-speculator there's a real clear one but in massive proportions.It looks like something teenagers buy at a Rubber Shop!!![a chemist,zorba]
Avatar- PHACOPS{speculator}from the Devonian Period.
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