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     captain_chaza
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Username: captain_chaza
Post Number: 149
Registered: 02-2003Rating: N/A
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| | Friday, May 09, 2003 - 09:31 pm: | 
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Ahoy Crew /Landlubbers
The good/bad captain has stepped on a few toes lately and knows who?
I apologise once again to those I have offended
A crew is now being sought to challenge the high seas on the ASX
"Sailing the ASX" is the greatest challenge one can face on the planet earth
Your hindsight is not required
Your vision is!!!
It will be us against them
Landlubbers need not apply but you are very welcome to watch
"It is indeed the greatest spectator sport of all"
Those that suffer Seasickness need noy apply but you are very welcome to watch
Those that look at PE need not apply but are also very welcome to watch
Those that look at dividends need not apply but are also very welcome to watch
We will be sailing under the command of Captain Chaza of the high and low seas and I promise you it will be exciting
But be sure to bring your wet weather gear
We will experience the highs and the lows but I do promise you we will experience this great sport to the extreme
Those with their lives on the line should not come onboard
Those under the age of 18 cannot be allowed onboard
Those that still have two sides of the brain working should decide Fundamental vs Technical
Those that are still married should thank their lucky stars and get a job on land
Bon Voyage and god bless the ones with 1/2 a brain
Captain Chaza
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spider
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Username: spider
Post Number: 604
Registered: 10-2002Rating: N/A
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| | Friday, May 09, 2003 - 11:28 pm: |
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Yo captain,
I'll sail aways with you.
But, as a condition of boarding (and because I have eight legs I can sometimes do the work of 4 crew members), I reserve the right to .............................
have my pick of the mermaids (don't tell Mrs spider I said that!).
jump overboard if I see fit............
to lock myself in my cabin for extended periods of time......
to ask for an interpreter to be brought on board so that I can figure out what the captain is on about......................
no pets allowed on board.....................................
you pay for storage of my car while we are away..............
that I don't have to pass a sanity test before boarding.......
I receive as much 'Chivas' as I can consume (without adversely affecting my performance as a crew member, of course).........................................................................
that we don't suffer fools gladly...................................
that we are do our best to help all the new seamen..........
that bad language is mandatory.......................................
that we work our butts off when it is time to work, and learn how to celebrate our victories........................
that we play as hard as we work......................................
that I don't have to wear a bloody suit.............................
there shall be no grass to mow........................................
all eight legged creatures on board shall be allowed to live out their life in peace....................................................
If any of these conditions are unacceptable, please speak with my agent, as I am sure we can work something out.
spider.
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"Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work, driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for, in order to get to a job that you need so you can pay for the clothes, car and the house that you leave empty all day in order to afford to live in it."
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captain_chaza
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Username: captain_chaza
Post Number: 150
Registered: 02-2003Rating: N/A
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| | Friday, May 09, 2003 - 11:48 pm: |
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Ahoy spider
I am very impressed with your resume
Please send me a photo of your wife
Captain Chaza
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topnotch
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Username: topnotch
Post Number: 6
Registered: 11-2002Rating: N/A
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| | Saturday, May 10, 2003 - 07:29 am: |
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G'day C'ptn,
I've watched a lot of your postings from the dockside and kind of like your thought lines. Always ready to learn some new tricks, do you have any room aboard for a greenhorn? I've got my duffel bag ready and would like to try a voyage or two to see if we could work together OK.
I'm travelling pretty light in the knowledge department and even lighter in the pocket but I wouldn't want to carry too much baggage or the ship may sink.
An old sports fisherman from way back, have spent many hours trawling the deep waters for Marlin & Sailfish while sitting in the chair on the back deck, so feel quite comfortable even when the seas are a bit stormy.
Plenty of travelling out of sight of land with 360° horizon has never been a problem, the sun always rises to the east, now we've also got the satellites to guide us and make life easier.
I've even got a flash new passport with no stamps in it yet (it's my 5th one). I didn't realise that I has lost so much hair till I saw the photo. Wouldn't mind some assistance to hit the wide seas again and gain some more experience. What chance the opportunity?
Topnotch
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dollars
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Username: dollars
Post Number: 8
Registered: 09-2002Rating: N/A
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| | Saturday, May 10, 2003 - 09:19 pm: |
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Sign me up Captain
Havn't much experience on sailing vessels. Spent some time aboard a trawler or two and I am more than handy in the engine room!
Regards $
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dollars
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Username: dollars
Post Number: 9
Registered: 09-2002Rating: N/A
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| | Saturday, May 10, 2003 - 09:23 pm: |
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Passports ???
Always handy to have Two!!!
cheers $
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wadda
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Username: wadda
Post Number: 22
Registered: 10-2002Rating: N/A
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| | Saturday, May 10, 2003 - 09:56 pm: |
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Roger C'ptn,
If ya deck is big enough for a flyer to land on, I'm on board, tho' you were in my cargo hold for sometime there. I've got the aviation side of the house covered if ya need a weather watch put up or a bit of forward recon of the high seas.
I can also do CAP (combat air patrols) for ya against the bad dudes lurking out there as we venture into harm's way.
Dollar - got the two passports.
OK my conditions of service:
Rule No 1: No poofters (oops can I say that? 10 years ago I could)
Rule No 2: Refer to rule no 1
Rule No 3: Trim or fail
Rule No 4: Attitude - lookout - performance
Briefing: Kick the tyres, light the fires, first in the air leads, brief on guard...last one in the air's a hommo..woof!
Chocks away,
wadda
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captain_chaza
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Username: captain_chaza
Post Number: 153
Registered: 02-2003Rating: N/A
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| | Saturday, May 10, 2003 - 10:53 pm: |
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Ahoy there all
The interest in the position of 1st mate has been overwhelming (Both online and off line) and I thank you all for your interest
It has been a very difficult decision for the captain but after very much deliberating I have decided to go with Spider as 1st mate
Congratulations and Welcome aboard Spider as 1st mate
The photos of your greatest asset was very impressive
She is lovely
Your beautiful wife proved to me you are truly a man of distinction
To all the others that have applied please be patient
There are still many positions available on this incredible ship
(not to be confused with I-C or any of their trademarks)
We only sail for fun here
Captain Chaza
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captain_chaza
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Username: captain_chaza
Post Number: 154
Registered: 02-2003Rating: N/A
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| | Sunday, May 11, 2003 - 12:24 am: |
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ahoy crew
The captain thinks he knows what is going on but has decided to let things pan out until 1/4 hour before the Monday open
Otherwise some great captains may corner him and call it their own
Those that wish for more time may try and get a letter from their personal doctor
It will not be considered on this ship
If you are sick you simply miss the boat
Such is life
The week-end is the time of champions and I for one will not help the weak
Captain Chaza
PS I must protect my ego against Captain Rene and Captain Huxley
A simple seamanship tip and obscured in this post is the NCM
It is being over run with Japs
Run for shelter or short
Captain Chaza
PS Japs = (candlesticks)
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fast_ronny
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Username: fast_ronny
Post Number: 2
Registered: 04-2003Rating: N/A
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| | Sunday, May 11, 2003 - 01:16 am: |
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Ahoy good Captain
You must be thinking like me.
Last night in the Galley I was pondering a journey at sea and considered contacting you to see if you could tow my dinghy along throwing some scraps my way to keep me going.
Fast Ronny is gunshy having lost a treasure chest in '87 following the journeys of Captain Rene and Admiral Huntley (or was that REAR Admiral Huntley)and others even back then. Since then it has been feet on land except for the handfull of bottom drawer tickets such as we all know we should not have
I need a Captain who will lead me and share his bounty. If you plan to scuttle Captain Rene's fleet then let me on board.
Fast Ronny has a little stashed under his bunk and it's time to take the trip
Count me in. Lets hoist the Jolly Roger and sail
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captain_chaza
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Username: captain_chaza
Post Number: 155
Registered: 02-2003Rating: N/A
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| | Sunday, May 11, 2003 - 02:03 am: |
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Ahoy Ronnie
I think I know your father but in any case we do NOT fly the jolly roger here
I am trying to read through the mess and am very impressed with your latest postings
Welcome aboard
Captain Chaza
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captain_chaza
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Post Number: 156
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| | Sunday, May 11, 2003 - 02:16 am: |
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Ahoy Topnotch
Their is no greater pleasure than sailing with those who truly love the sea
Even if it is only for fish
You are really a man of the sea
Welcome aboard and we will be all counting on you to get us a meal
Captain Chaza
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captain_chaza
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Post Number: 157
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| | Sunday, May 11, 2003 - 02:31 am: |
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Ahoy Dollars
Any one with dollars and 2 passports can sail with me
Welcome aboard
Captain Chaza
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captain_chaza
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Username: captain_chaza
Post Number: 158
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